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  1. <include>
  2. <macro name="funny_prompts" pause="750">
  3. <input pattern="(.*)">
  4. <match>
  5. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-wakey_wakey_sunshine.wav"/>
  6. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-no_no_no.wav"/>
  7. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-did_you_mean_to_press_key.wav"/>
  8. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-seriously_mean_to_press_key.wav"/>
  9. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-oh_whatever.wav"/>
  10. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-one_more_mistake.wav"/>
  11. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-congratulations_you_pressed_star.wav"/>
  12. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-engineers_busy_assisting_other_sales.wav"/>
  13. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-message_self_destruct.wav"/>
  14. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-all_your_call_are_belong_to_us.wav"/>
  15. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-love_those_touch_tones.wav"/>
  16. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-yes_we_have_no_bananas.wav"/>
  17. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-dude_you_suck.wav"/>
  18. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-on_hold_indefinitely.wav"/>
  19. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-youre_doing_it_wrong.wav"/>
  20. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-were_asterisk_free.wav"/>
  21. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-douche_telecom.wav"/>
  22. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-asterisk_like_syphilis.wav"/>
  23. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-freeguipy.wav"/>
  24. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-terribly_wrong_awkward.wav"/>
  25. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-it_was_that_bug.wav"/>
  26. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-concentrate.wav"/>
  27. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-founder_of_freesource.wav"/>
  28. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-cold_foolish.wav"/>
  29. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-trollover_minutes.wav"/>
  30. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-yuno_silent_drill.wav"/>
  31. <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-beacuase.wav"/>
  32. </match>
  33. </input>
  34. </macro>
  35. </include>